i just found an artist on pixiv who draws uncomfortably attractive pictures of the major from hellsing 

oh no i have a boner

katherinesque:

so i was talking to my cousin’s girlfriend yesterday and she told me a story about how her mom’s friend’s husband was a med student and one day he went hunting and shot a pregnant deer without realizing she was pregnant so he freaked out and delivered the baby deer then they ate its mom and have raised the deer as a dog within their household. 

on one hand its super cute but on the other they ate the deer’s mom. 

nevar forget

Mexican Drug Lord Officially Thanks American Lawmakers For Keeping Drugs Illegal →

lion-for-a-mouth:

21st-century-classical-liberal:

Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera reported head of the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico, ranked 701st on Forbes’ yearly report of the wealthiest men alive, and worth an estimated $1 billion, today officially thanked United States politicians for making sure that drugs remain illegal. According to one of his closest confidants, he said, “I couldn’t have gotten so stinking rich without George Bush, George Bush Jr., Ronald Reagan, even El Presidente Obama, none of them have the cajones to stand up to all the big money that wants to keep this stuff illegal. From the bottom of my heart, I want to say, Gracias amigos, I owe my whole empire to you.”

DAMNNNNN

sherlockisthenight:

jibun-kansatsu-nikki:

people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire

then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like

“shit”

#I am slightly concerned about myself now

teacupballerina replied to your post: kinda want to watch les mis because of that one…

you would fucking love it omg

i think i would from what i’ve seen bu i think this might be a legitimately sad movie and i can’t cope with legitimately sad things