“i ruin everything i touch” a blog by leb no style, no substance, terrible blog. nice to meet you. enjoy your stay (occasionally nsfw. loli/shota, guro and porn friendly.) can’t get it up if the guy’s not forty Tumblr (3.0; @keen-incisions)http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perchu.tumblr.com/post/53343766511/i-just-unzipped-my-pants">perchu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/41edb87fe80f4c84f5ec842baa1a864b/tumblr_inline_momp261fBL1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cbc0a7ff0a7323f88f032b8e7b915c6d/tumblr_inline_momp3d9j0d1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b74dee9d9e723905de739c20792f65a/tumblr_inline_momp3lMVxE1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>i just unzipped my pants</p> </blockquote>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53344319737http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53344319737Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:20:56 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/457386fb71afc9070f23d0a6c5240ccc/tumblr_mm00folqFt1r5q5fso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e84ae7c0fde69ba70c48b6a818b8bec/tumblr_mm00folqFt1r5q5fso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc779606d7581d9f819e59bada8956ca/tumblr_mm00folqFt1r5q5fso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba1ad142d0c5cb2945c4a255b090d104/tumblr_mm00folqFt1r5q5fso4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e4210feba1bcf9ea210f68f34954f51/tumblr_mm00folqFt1r5q5fso5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://costumedanddangerous.tumblr.com/post/53343978127/insideachrysaliswrithing" class="tumblr_blog">costumedanddangerous</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insideachrysaliswrithing.tumblr.com/post/51586320952/tournesolmange-homme-aluna-the-dik-dik-is-only">insideachrysaliswrithing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tournesolmange-homme.tumblr.com/post/49155476552/aluna-the-dik-dik-is-only-8-inches-tall-she">tournesolmange-homme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall.</p> <p>She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.</p> </blockquote> <p>OHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>ALICE LOOK</p></blockquote>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53344263003http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53344263003Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:19:30 -0500<a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> bless you harv thank </p></blockquote><p>yes harv thank</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53341647624http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53341647624Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:20:48 -0500roose-bolton<p><a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>My knowledge of Hannibal is expansive but I had to double check that one glad to know Im not making shit up</p> </blockquote> <p>you are indeed a champ harv</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Holy shit yes *choirs of angels*</p> </blockquote> <p>let us rejoice</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53341069166http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53341069166Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:09:12 -0500horrorchampharveyblackthirteen<p><a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340630640">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340630640"> blackthirteen replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>YES I JUST CHECKED THE BOOK THERE WAS MORE THAN JUST HANNIBAL AND MISCHA kiddy buffet leb a kiddy buffet 100% this time</p> </blockquote> <p>you heard it people eagerly following this conversation (all 3 of you) the kiddy buffet was an actual thing</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340749570Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:02:00 -0500horrorchampharvey<p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>I can almost feel the disappointment in this conversation, like soft baby flesh warmed by the fire</p> </blockquote> <p>im just so sad the idea of kiddy buffets spoke to my soul</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Not.</p> </blockquote> <p>c&#8217;est la vie i guess</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a><span> replied to your </span><a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456">post</a><span class="colon">:</span><span> </span><em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230;</a></em></p> <blockquote> <p>i lost my copy of the book when i moved or i would go and look&#160;:</p> </blockquote> <p>it will remain the greatest mystery in this blog:</p> <p>was there a kiddy buffet at the former lecter property yes or not? </p> <p>(Actually according to harv the answer is no)</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340630640http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340630640Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:00 -0500blackthirteenhorrorchampharveyroose-bolton<p><a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798"> blackthirteen replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>the parents had been dead for a while and i think they had already started decomposing before the nazi bros arrived? i could be wrong</p> </blockquote> <p>such a waste for our resourceful nazi dudes i guess</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798"> blackthirteen replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>yeah the rents were like the /first/ ones to get good and dead man (rosy cheeks are def the way to go bro thumbs up a+ enjoy your meal)</p> </blockquote> <p>as itis bound to happen i guess (thanks i do like to think of myself as a bit of  child meat connoisseur) </p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340478111http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340478111Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:57:44 -0500roose-boltonblackthirteen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d11785079d63a57bb12f5fa6142a485/tumblr_mifi11yhH41qbjv2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340399833http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340399833Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:56:15 -0500<a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041"> roose-bolton replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> I guess I was wrong! I’m not sure why I remembered reading that there was more than just Mischa and Hannibal. </p></blockquote><p>wait so was there a kiddy buffet or not</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340331456Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:54:58 -0500horrorchampharvey<a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041"> roose-bolton replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> a little bird tells me there was more children in the book it’s been a while since I read it okay sry (I have seen the movie more recently) </p></blockquote><p>so there WAS a kiddy buffet. and dont worry bruh thank for telling me stuff</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340291703http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340291703Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:54:14 -0500roose-bolton<p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>can you imagine a lineup of delicious children of varying age to choose from like a frickin buffet man all you can nom</p> </blockquote> <p>ah yes good sir i would like the brown haired one with the rosy cheeks i think he would go well with potatoes</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://fellyjish.tumblr.com/">fellyjish</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>why not just eat the parents tho werent they right outside</p> </blockquote> <p>apparently and according to roose and others the parents were already deeeaaaad</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53340247798Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:53:26 -0500blackthirteenfellyjish<p><a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>yes, and they basically tried to justify it by saying well, shes gonna die anyways, might as well eat her</p> </blockquote> <p>ah!</p> <p>i mean it makes sense that way</p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>I could be wrong but I feel there were more children at some point. Ill return with more info</p> </blockquote> <p>okay lets know if it was hella chidlren</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339971041Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:48:19 -0500roose-boltonhorrorchampharvey<p><a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Dont quote me on it I havent read the book for like a year</p> </blockquote> <p>ah! well what you said makes sense but WHO KNO</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://roose-bolton.tumblr.com/">roose-bolton</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>no, it was just hannibal and mischa. the people invaded their hunting lodge, their parents had already been killed</p> </blockquote> <p>ah! so no eeny meeny miny mo to choose from a variety of delicious children </p> <p>just the two</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339825820Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:45:39 -0500horrorchampharveyroose-bolton<a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339532143">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339532143"> blackthirteen replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> yeah. le brain de Hannibal don’t exactly run on the same track most people’s do, after all lol </p></blockquote><p>this is another excellent point</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339612666http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339612666Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:41:42 -0500blackthirteen<a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339424472">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339424472"> horrorchampharvey replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> In the book there were more kids I think? A kid got ate err day or something but Mischa happened to get eaten first. I think Hanni had a fever during that time. </p></blockquote><p>THE PLOT THICKENS so he was skinnier and more visibly sick? then tha tmakes a whole lot more sense</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339598232Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:41:26 -0500horrorchampharvey<p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106"> piranhascantsmile replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>actually, that probably helps, Leb</p> </blockquote> <p>reproducing the crime on a daily basis?</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://krait.tumblr.com/">krait</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106"> piranhascantsmile replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Whoa! we found Hannibals inner Nathan. I am horribly pleased with this. I am scum and Im going to hell for that.</p> </blockquote> <p>everyone has an inner nathan </p> <p>we are all weepy losers inside i guess</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339532143http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339532143Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:40:15 -0500blackthirteenkrait<a class="username" href="http://horrorchampharvey.tumblr.com/">horrorchampharvey</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338972877">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338972877"> leonamaysdale replied to your post: &#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HANNIBAL RISING </p></blockquote><p>YES</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339424472http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339424472Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:38:15 -0500horrorchampharvey<p><a class="username" href="http://manipulatehistrust.tumblr.com/">manipulatehistrust</a> <a class="notification_target" href="http://manipulatehistrust.tumblr.com/post/53339122388/keen-incisions-i-never-understood-why-those">reblogged</a> your post<span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://manipulatehistrust.tumblr.com/post/53339122388/keen-incisions-i-never-understood-why-those">i never understood why those soldiers chose to eat&#8230;</a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Mischa was dying of pnemonia, and Hannibal was skinner than she was apparently</p> </blockquote> <p>well that makes sense</p> <p>like if the options is healthier but less meaty and sick but meatier i guess that evens it</p> <p><a class="username" href="http://blackthirteen.tumblr.com/">blackthirteen</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338632562">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338632562"> eating a sick kid sounds like a terrible idea too&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote> <p>Because Nazis are fucking nuts? *shrug*</p> </blockquote> <p>a good explanation for this all </p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339411354http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339411354Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:38:01 -0500manipulatehistrustblackthirteen<a class="username" href="http://piranhascantsmile.tumblr.com/">piranhascantsmile</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338775509">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em style="white-space:nowrap;"> <a href="http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53338775509"> krait replied to your post: eating a sick kid&#8230; </a> </em> <blockquote><p> he’s really traumatized by the way he lost Mischa, he still has nightmares about it as an adult. </p></blockquote><p>that is kind of sad</p>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339324106Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:36:24 -0500you know what would help him forget about the whole thing not reproducing the crime on a daily basispiranhascantsmile<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b69f85a8c69cbcc2b82c97ae89f42ab/tumblr_mo6ubtJJ8K1rtaby8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://groovy-tiger.tumblr.com/post/52638438997/puppy-will-and-kitty-hannibal">groovy-tiger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Puppy Will and Kitty Hannibal.</p> </blockquote>http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339329330http://keen-incisions.tumblr.com/post/53339329330Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:36:00 -0500THE FACES